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I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. Nice legs...what time do they open? You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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