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FUNNY DEFINITIONS
ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye CANNIBAL
Someone who is fed up with people CHICKENS
The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation GOSSIP
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better RAISIN
Grape with a sunburn SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed WRINKLES
Something other people have
You have character lines
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