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YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE REDNECK IF...
1. If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say
"Cool Whip" on the side..
2. If the biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart...
3. If your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV...
4. If you thought the Unibomber was a wrestler...
5. If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table...
6. If you think a quarter horse is the ride in front of K-Mart...
7. If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always
brings you home..
8. If a tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $1000,000 worth of
improvement...
9. If you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher..
10. If you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty...
11. if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65mph...
12. If somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and
you take them out to see...
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