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THE IRISHMAN AND THE GENIE

An Irishman is walking along the beach one day, and he sees a bottle
laying in the sand. 

He picks it up and starts to brush it off, and out pops a genie. 

The genie says, "Since you have freed me from the bottle, I will grant you
three wishes." 

The Irishman thinks for a moment and says, "I'm feeling a might thirsty, I
think I'll be wishing for a pint of Guinness." 

POOF!  There is a pint of Guinness in his hand. 

He drinks it down, and starts to throw the bottle, when the genie says,
"I'd look at that bottle again before I threw it if I were you." 

So, he looks at the bottle, and it is magicaly filling back up with
Guinness. 

The genie told him, "That is a magic bottle, and it will always fill back
up after you finish it." 

The genie then asked, "What other two wishes can I grant for you?" 

The Irishman looks at the bottle in his hand and says, "I'll be taking two
more of these."


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