PREVIOUS JOKE JOKE INDEX NEXT JOKE
SLEEPING LIKE A BABY
Here's a joke that reflects on the sad status of the NASDAQ in 2000. Here's hoping it regains some of it's losses in 2001........ While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small investors. A guy went to his financial adviser at the bank and ask if he were worried. He replied that he slept like a baby. He was amazed and asked, "Really? Even with all the fluctuations?" He said, "Yes. I sleep for a couple of hours, then wake up and cry for a couple of hours."
PREVIOUS JOKE JOKE INDEX NEXT JOKE