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DOGGED OUT

A timid little man ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and, clearing
his throat, asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied
outside to the parking meter?"

A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers with his body hair growing out of
the seams, turned slowly on his stool. He looked down at the quivering
little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?"

"Well," squeaked the little man, very nervous, "I believe my dog just
killed it, sir."

"What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do
you have?" 

"Sir," answered the little man, "It's a 4-week-old puppy."

"Bull!" roared the biker, "How could your puppy kill my Doberman?"

"It appears that he choked on it, sir."


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