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Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with the boys.
I told the Mrs. "I would be home by midnight....I promise!!"
Well, the yarns were being spun and the beer was going down easy, and at around 3am, drunk as a skunk, I went home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, I realized my wife would probably wake up, so I cuckooed another nine times.
I was really proud of myself, having the quick wittedness, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.
The next morning my bride asked me what time I got in and I told her
"12o'clock." Whew! Got away with that one!
She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.
When I asked her why she said, "Well, last night it cuckooed three times, said 'Damn it,' cuckooed another four times, passed gas, cuckooed another three times, cleared its throat, and cuckooed twice and giggled."
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