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Best T-Shirts Of The Summer

  1. (around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won.
  2. So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.
  3. I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy.
  4. God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends.
  5. If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going.
  6. At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...I Just Can't Remember It All.
  7. My Mother Is A Travel Agent for Guilt Trips.
  8. I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me to Do.
  9. (Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah.
  10. If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?
  11. Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount.
  12. Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.
  13. No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman").
  14. I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now.
  15. (Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor.
  16. Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.
  17. What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About.
  18. I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
  19. (on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party (on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge.
  20. Coffee, Chocolate, Men... Some Things are Just Better Rich.
  21. Liberal Arts Major... Will Think For Money.
  22. Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional
  23. IRS--Be Audit You Can Be.
  24. Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.
  25. If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen.
  26. Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
  27. The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt.
  28. If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You.
  29. Old Age Comes at a Bad Time.
  30. In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take.
  31. First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.


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