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DON'T HIT THE BALL

A husband and wife were out playing golf.

They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left.

The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups.  She grabs a club and
takes a mighty swing at the ball.  She hits a beautiful second shot, but in
the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups.

Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere.  She blocks her path to her golfbag
and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you
treated my buttercups.  From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of
butter.  Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the
point of total nausea."

The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared.  Shaken, the
wife calls out to her husband "Hey, where's your ball?" "It's over here in
the pussy willows."

The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!"


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