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THE SPLINT

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right 
in the crotch.  Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.

When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says "How 
bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my 
fiancee is still a virgin in every way."

The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to 
let it heal and keep it straight.  It should be okay next
week." 

So the doc takes four tongue depressors and formed a neat 
little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an 
impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and 
on his honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open 
her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts.

This was the first time he saw them. 

She says, "You'll be the first, no one has ever touched 
these breasts." 

He whips down his pants and says, "Look at this, it's 
still in the CRATE!"


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