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So This Is What Heaven Is Like

Tom Fogerty has died. 

He wakes up and finds himself on a stage on which a number of instruments
are set up. 

A door offstage opens and in walk Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Brian 
Jones, John Lennon, Otis Redding, and Buddy Holly.

Each musician picks up his favorite instrument and begins tuning up. 

All of the instruments are taken but, to Tom's immense pleasure, nobody is
sitting at the drums.

He walks up to Jimi and says, "Man, so this is what heaven is like."

Jimi looks at him and says, "Heaven? You think this is heaven?".

At that moment, Karen Carpenter walks in, takes her seat behind the drums,
and calls out, "Okay guys, 'Close to You'. One, two, three, four..."

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