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The Horse Racing Preacher

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church, and being told there was
a fortune in horse racing, he decided to purchase a horse and enter it in
the races.

However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that
the preacher settled on a donkey instead.  The preacher figured, since he
bought the animal, he might as well race it.  To his great surprise, the
donkey did quite well and came in third place. 

The next day, the racing sheets carried this headline: 
     PREACHER SHOWS ASS

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
races again, and this time the animal won first place.

The paper said: 
     PREACHERS ASS OUT IN FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
preacher not to enter the donkey in any more races. 

The newspaper printed this headline:
     BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHERS ASS

This was too much for the Bishop and he ordered the preacher to get rid of
the donkey.  The preacher decided to give the animal to a nun in a local
convent. 

The next day, the headlines read: 
     NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted.

When he came around, he informed the nun that she would have to dispose of
the donkey.  The nun searched, finally finding a farmer willing to buy the
animal for ten dollars. 

The paper stated: 
     NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS!

They buried the Bishop the next day.

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