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Animals Have The Darndest Thoughts
- Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."
- Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes ... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"
- Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"
- Goldfish: "The wimp-ass knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"
- Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? HECK, no!"
- Dog: "Human legs that just tease."
- Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"
- Dog: "What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?"
- Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"