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Animals Have The Darndest Thoughts

  1. Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."
  2. Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes ... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"
  3. Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"
  4. Goldfish: "The wimp-ass knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"
  5. Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? HECK, no!"
  6. Dog: "Human legs that just tease."
  7. Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"
  8. Dog: "What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?"
  9. Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"