The Laughline - a great jokes site with more than 2,000 of the best funny jokesTHE LAUGHLINE - a great jokes site that has a huge collection of more than 2,000 of the best funny jokes, plus funny pictures and videos as well. I definitely recommend a visit if you are in the mood for some laughter.

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Be On The Lookout For The Following New Viruses

  1. CLINTON VIRUS - Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
  2. VIAGRA VIRUS - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
  3. LEWINSKY VIRUS - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.
  4. RONALD REAGAN VIRUS - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
  5. MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after two bytes.
  6. OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.
  7. DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS - Deletes all old files.
  8. ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - Disks can no longer be inserted.
  9. TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus) - Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on").
  10. DISNEY VIRUS - Everything in your computer goes Goofy :}.
  11. PROZAC VIRUS - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
  12. JOEY BUTTAFUCO VIRUS - Only attacks minor files.
  13. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
  14. LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.