These are actual clippings from church newspapers. It's amazing what a little proofreading would prevent: Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa! Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals." "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands." The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus." Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help. The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoy *sinning* to join the choir. The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. This evening at 7pm there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this *tragedy*. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance!
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