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Three Doors

A rather bad man dies and meets Satan in a room with three doors. 

Satan explains, "I have good news and bad news.  The bad news is that you 
have to spend eternity behind one of these doors.  But, the good news is 
that you can take a peek behind each and take your choice."

So, the man opened the first door and saw a room full of people, 
standing on their heads on a concrete floor.  Not very nice, he thought.

Opening the second door, he saw a room full of people standing on their 
heads on a wooden floor.  Better, he thought, but best to check the 
last door.

Upon opening the last door, he saw a room full of people, standing 
waist-deep in excrement and sipping coffee.
"Of the three, this one looks best," he said and waded in to get 
something to drink while Satan closed the door.

A few minutes later the door opened, Satan stuck his head in and said, 
"Ok, coffee break`s over, back on your heads!"

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