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This 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in
a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due
to her interest in health food, and exercise.

When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion
that was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and
Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all
this was going to cost.

"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."

Next, they went out back to see the championship golf course that the home
backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week
the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on

The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"

Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free."

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the
cuisines of the world laid out.

"How much to eat?" asked the old man.

"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter replied.

"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods?" the old man asked

"That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you
like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."

The old man looked at his wife and said, "You and your freakin' bran
muffins!! I could have been here ten years ago!"

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