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TOP 16 SIGNS YOUR SWIMMING POOL NEEDS CLEANING
16) That green tarp covering your pool? Look again, Sparky.
15) Neighborhood kids ask if they can jump on your trampoline.
14) That guy from Sunset Boulevard is REALLY beginning to smell gamey.
13) PH is so high, in vitro fertilization is possible.
12) Kids still pee in your pool, but they refuse to get in it first.
11) Skipping rocks across it causes sparks.
10) New algae species attract a Discovery Channel film crew to your backyard.
9) Jello-like water slowing the pace of water polo games to unacceptable levels.
8) Luke Skywalker and Yoda appear in search of the sunken X-Wing.
7) The Grim Reaper shows up in his Speedo.
6) "DREDGE ME" spelled out in algae on the bottom.
5) You can walk on the water, even though you're only the son of Gus.
4) Dr. Kervorkian seen filling IV bottles at poolside.
3) Your recently installed pool filter resembles the Marlboro Man's chest x-ray.
2) You haven't seen that much scum since Mickey Rourke's last movie.
... and the Number 1 Sign Your Swimming Pool Needs Cleaning...
1) The amount of body hair found in the drain gives even Robin Williams a run for his money.
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