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LETTERS TO WELFARE
DEPARTMENTS
The following are sentences taken from actual letters received by welfare
departments on applications for support:
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I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I had seven but
one died which was baptized on a half sheet of paper.
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I am writing the welfare department to say my baby was born 2 years old.
When do I get my money?
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Mrs. Jones had not have any clothes for a year and has been visited regularly
by the clergy.
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I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why.
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I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead.
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This is my eight child. What are you going to do about it.
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Please find for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am living with can't
eat or drink until he knows.
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I am very much annoyed to find that you have branded my son illiterate. This
is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born.
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In answer to your letter, I have birth to a boy weighing ten pounds: I hope
this is satisfactory.
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I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my three children; one of which
is a mistake as you can see.
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My husband got his project cut off two weeks ago and I haven't had any relief
since.
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Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an
immortal life.
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You have changed my little boy into a girl. Will this make any difference.
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I have no children as my husband is a truck driver and works night and day.
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In accordance with your instruction, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed
envelope.
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I want money as quick as I can get, so I have been in bed with doctor for
two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve I will have
to send for another doctor.
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