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TOP TEN REASONS TO BECOME A NURSE

 1.  Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good.
 2.  Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms.
 3.  Needles: It's better to give than to receive.
 4.  Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops...eventually.
 5.  Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases.
 6.  Interesting aromas.
 7.  Courteous & infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in 
     perfectly legible handwriting.
 8.  Do enough charting to navigate around the world.
 9.  Celebrate the holidays with all your friends....at work.
10.  Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you 
     do to them.
  

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