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30 WAYS TO SAY NO
I'd love to, but... 1: I have to floss my cat. 2: I've dedicated my life to linguini. 3: I want to spend more time with my blender. 4: The President said he might drop in. 5: the man on television told me to stay tuned. 6: I've been scheduled for a karma transplant. 7: I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture. 8: It's my parakeet's bowling night. 9: It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People. 10: I'm building a pig from a kit. 11: I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it. 12: I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy. 13: There's a disturbance in the Force. 14: I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling. 15: I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted. 16: I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. 17: I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. 18: I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal. 19: I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves. 20: My crayons all melted together. 21: I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. 22: I'm in training to be a household pest. 23: I'm getting my overalls overhauled. 24: My patent is pending. 25: I'm attending the opening of my garage door. 26: I'm sandblasting my oven. 27: I'm worried about my vertical hold. 28: I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise. 29: I'm being deported. 30: The grunion are running.
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