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I'M GAY

An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with
a free travel voucher. 

Soon after he sat down, someone else came and claimed he had the same seat
assignment, so Mr. Gay moved down do an empty seat. 

Soon after that the airplane began to fill up. 

The rule with the USAir employee vouchers is that if a paying customer
needs your seat, you have to surrender it.  So when the flight became
completely full and still more needed to get on, a flight attendant went
to the original seat of Mr. Gay and said the the man now sitting there,
"Excuse me, are you Gay?" 

The man, somewhat stunned, said, "Well, yes, as a matter of fact I am!" 

The flight attendent said, "I'm sorry, but you'll have to get off the
plane." 

At this point Mr. Gay, who had been watching all of this, jumped up and
said, "Excuse me, you've made a mistake - I'm Gay!" 

Finally, another man jumped up and said, "Well, hell, I'm gay too!  They
can't throw us all off!"


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