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THREES

A  fellow  got  up one Saturday morning with the odd feeling that
something about this day was to be different.  Something unusual was about
to happen. 

He glanced out the window at the thermometer: 33 degrees. 

He went downstairs - the clock had stopped at 3 o'clock. 

He picked up the newspaper and read the date: the 3rd of the month.

Threes -  that was it! 

He grabbed the paper and flipped it open to the racing section.  Sure
enough in the 3rd race, there was a horse named Trio! 

The fellow hurried to the bank, drew out his life savings and bet it all
on the horse to win.

The horse ran third.


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