PREVIOUS JOKE JOKE INDEX NEXT JOKE
REMEMBERING
When I went to lunch today, I noticed this lady about 75 years old sitting on a park bench near J. C. Penny and she was sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said: "I have a 30 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee." I said: "Well, then why are you crying?" She said: " He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afernoon." I said: "Well, so why are you crying?" She said: "For Dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite desert and then makes love to me until 2:00am." I said: "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" She said: "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!!!!
PREVIOUS JOKE JOKE INDEX NEXT JOKE