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NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

Monday I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. I went
horseback riding.

Everything was going fine until the horse starts bouncing out of control.
I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off.

Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in the
stirrup.  When this happened, I fell head first to the ground. My head
continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.

Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness the Walmart manager
came and unplugged it.


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