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KING OF THE JUNGLE
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.
He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of
all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!
"Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows, "Who is the
mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The terrified wildebeest stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the
mightiest animal in the jungle!"
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is the
mightiest of all jungle animals?"
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams
him against a tree half a dozen times, making the lion feeling like it'd
been run over by a safari wagon.
The elephant then stomped on the lion until it looked like a corn tortilla
and then ambled away.
The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and hollered after
the elephant, "Geez, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have
to get so pissed off!"
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