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President Clinton And The Presbyterian Minister

President Clinton and a Presbyterian minister were seated next to each other on the plane.

The plane was delayed at the start due to some technical problems.

Just after taking off, the pilot offered his apologies to the passengers and announced that a round of free drinks would be served.

When the charming flight attendant came around with the trolley, the President ordered a gin and tonic for himself.

The flight attendant then asked the minister whether he wanted anything.

He replied, "Oh no, thank you. I would rather commit adultery than drink alcohol".

The President promptly handed back his gin and tonic to the flight attendant and said, "Madam, I didn't know there was a choice."


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