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Father Murphy

Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner.

On the first hole, he sliced into the rough.

His opponent heard him mutter "Hoover !" under his breath.

On the second hole, Father Murphy's ball went straight into a water hazard.

"Hoover!" again a little louder this time.

On the third hole, a miracle occured and Father Murphy's drive landed on the green only six inches from the hole !

"Praise be to God !"

He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball curved around the hole instead of going in. "HOOVER ! ! !"

By this time, his opponent couldn't withhold his curiosity any longer, and asked why the priest said "Hoover".

"It's the biggest dam I know."


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