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Two old folks got married.
As they were laying in their wedding suite, staring at the celling, the old man says, "I haven't been completly honest with you. I think the world of you, but you are only number two to me. Golf is my first love. It's my hobby, my passion, my first love."
They both stare at the ceiling for a bit longer and then the woman said, "While we're baring our souls, I guess I better tell you that I have been a hooker all my life."
The man jumps out of bed, looks at her a moment then says, "Have you tried widening your stance and adjusting your grip?"
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