Moses, Jesus, and an old bearded man were out playing golf one day. 

Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the fairway
but rolled directly toward a water trap.  Quickly, Moses raised his club,
the water parted and it rolled to the other side safe and sound. 

Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long one directly toward
the same water trap.  It landed directly in the center of the pond and
kind of hovered over the water.  Jesus casually walked out on the pond and
chipped it up onto the green. 

The third guy gets up and sort of randomly whacks the ball. It heads out
over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounces
off a truck and hits a nearby tree.  

From there it bounces onto the roof of a nearby shack and rolls down into
the gutter, down the downspout, out onto the fairway and right toward the
aforementioned pond. 

On the way to the pond, it hits a little stone and bounces out over the
water and onto a lily pad where it rested quietly.  Suddenly, a very large
bullfrog jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth.  

Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. 

As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped
the ball which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole-in-one. 

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your dad." 


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