A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who
is ahead by a couple of strokes. 

The golfer says to himself: "I'd give anything to sink 
this next putt." 

A stranger walks up to him and whispers: "Would you give
up a fourth of your sex life?" 

The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer 
will be meaningless but also that perhaps this is a good 
omen and will put him in the right frame of mind to make 
the difficult putt, says, "OK." And sinks the putt. 

Two holes later he mumbles to himself: "Boy, if I could 
only get an eagle on this hole." 

The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it 
be worth another fourth of your sex life?" 

The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." and he makes an eagle. 

Down to the final hole.  The golfer needs yet another eagle 
to win.  Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his 
side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the rest of 
your sex life to win this match?" 

The golfer says, "Certainly." and makes the eagle. 

As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks 
alongside and says, "You know, I've really not been fair 
with you because you don't know who I am.  I'm the devil, 
and from now on you will have no sex life." 

"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. 

"My name's Father O'Malley." 


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