THE PODDYS DIRECTORY MAIN INDEX
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* she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. * she thought a quarterback was a refund. * she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. * she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * she thought General Motors was in the army. * she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." * she tried to drown a fish. * she tripped over a cordless phone. * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate. * she got stabbed in a shoot-out. * she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK". * they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade. * at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put Sagittarius. * she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. * it took her two hours to watch "60 Minutes". * she studied for a blood test-and failed. * she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train." * she sold the car for gas money! * when she saw the "NC-17 under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends. * when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. * she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. * when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. * when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. * she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.