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WHAT CAN A BIRD DO THAT A MAN CAN'T?
Whistle through its pecker.
WHY DID THE MAN CROSS THE ROAD?
He heard the chicken was a slut.
WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
They don't have time.
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
They won't stop and ask for directions.
WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
Because they don't have the penises to keep them in.
WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
They are intended for children, but the men usually end up playing with them.
WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LAY ON THEIR BACKS?
Because their balls fall over their ass hole and they vapor lock.
WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
It's sex with someone they love.
WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
WHY DID GOD MAKE MAN BEFORE WOMAN?
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.