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TREES
Two tall trees are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them.
One tree says to the other, "Is that a son of a beech or a
son of a birch?"
The other says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
One of the tall trees says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies,
"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my
pecker in."
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