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TITS OUT TO HERE

Dave walks into a bar and sees John sittin at the end of the bar counter with a
great big smile on his face. 

Dave says "John what are you so happy for?"

"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya...  Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin'
my boat, and a redhead came up to me...  tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! 
She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?" "I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my 
boat.'  So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either 
screw or swim!'  She couldn't swim, Dave, she couldn't swim!!."

The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitten at the end of the bar
counter with a bigger smile on his face. 

Dave says "What are you so happy about today John?" 

"Well Dave...  I gotta tell ya...  Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' 
my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to 
here!  She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' "Sure you can have a ride in my 
boat."  So I took her way out, Dave, way out much further than the last one.  I 
turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim!!, 
Dave, she couldn't swim!!!!."

A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there cryin over a 
beer. 

Dave says "John, what are you so sad for?" 

"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya....  Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my 
boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Dave, 
tits WAY out to here.  I had more wood than my boat does.  She says "Can I have a 
ride in your boat?"  "Sure you can have a ride in my boat."   So I took her way out, 
Dave, way WAY out...  much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and 
looked at her tits and said 'Its either screw or swim!!'. 

Then, she pulled down her pants....  
she had a dick, Dave !!!  
She had a great BIG dick!!! .....

....    Dave, ..... I CAN'T SWIM!!!" 



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