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Smoking Nuns

Two nuns were in the back of the convent smoking cigarettes,
when one said "It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here
to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette
butts so that Mother Superior doesn't find them."

The second nun said, "I've found a marvelous invention called the
condom,which works really well for this problem. You just open the
packet up, takeout the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll
it up, and dispose of it all later.

The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find them.
"You get them at the drug store, sister, just go and ask the pharmacist
for them."

The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to
the  counter. "Good morning sister", said the pharmacist. "What can I do
for you today ?"

"I'd like some condoms please" said the nun.

The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and
asked "How many boxes would you like - there are twelve to a box."

"I'll take twelve boxes - that should last about a week" said the nun.

The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was almost
afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism prevailed and
he asked in a clear voice, "Sister, what size condoms would you like -
we have large, extra large, and big liar size."

The sister thought for a minute, and finally said "I'm not certain,
perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel.

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