THE  PODDYS  DIRECTORY RELIGIOUS JOKES

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THE LORDS PRAYER

During a Papal audience, a businessman approached the Pope and made 





this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this





day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and KFC will





donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. 











The Pope shook his head and said no to the offer.











Two weeks later the businessman approached the Pope again, this time with





a 50 million dollar offer. 











Again the Pope declined.











A month later the man offers 100 million, and this time the Pope 





accepts. 











At a meeting of the Cardinals, the Pope announces his decision. 











"I have good news and bad news.  The good news is, we have 100 million





dollars for charities. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account."

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