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WHALES

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. 

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale 
to swallow a human because even though they were a very 
large mammals their throat was very small. 

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. 

The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a 
human; it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah"

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The  little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

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