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The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the
K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian 
community cannot tolerate.  I am embarrassed and do not 
intend to accept this.  Now I want the party who did 
this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this 
Christian family." 

No one moved. 

The preacher continued, " Do you not have the nerve to
face me and  admit this is a falsehood.  Remember, you
will be forgiven and in our  heart you will feel glory.  
Now stand and confess your transgression." 

Again all was quiet.  

Slowly a "drop dead" gorgeous blonde with a body that 
would not stop rose from the third pew.  Her head was 
bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke.  

"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.  
I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan. 
I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under 
the sheets. 

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