THE PODDYS DIRECTORY RELIGIOUS JOKES
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FOUR CATHOLIC LADIES
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'" The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him, 'Your Grace.'" The third Catholic mother says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence.'" The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee and replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 4", hard-bodied dancer. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God!'"