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CHILDREN'S SERMON

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for "the children's
sermon," and all the children were invited to come forward. 

One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat
down, the pastor leaned over and said to her, "That is a very pretty
dress. Is it your Easter dress?"

The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone,
"Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."

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