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Cat Goes To Heaven

One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to
heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.

The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life, and if
there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more
comfortable, please let me know."

The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my
life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a
hard wooden floor."

The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and
a wonderful, fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic
farming accident, and all of them go to heaven. Again, the
Lord is there to greet them with the same offer.

The mice answer, "All our lives we have been chased.
We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with
brooms. Running, running, running; we're tired of running. Do
you think we could have roller skates so that we don't have
to run anymore?"

The Lord says, "Say no more" and fits each mouse
with beautiful new roller skates.

About a week later, the Lord stops by to see the cat
and finds him snoozing on the pillow.

The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are
things since you got here?"

The cat stretches and yawns, then replies, "It is
wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And
those 'Meals On Wheels' you've been sending by are the best!"

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