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THE CONFESSIONAL

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church, sits down in a confession
box and says nothing. 

The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man
says nothing. 

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get
the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in
this one either."

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