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A lot of voters are getting a little bored with the
2-party system. Even the Reform Party and the
Libertarian Party aren't making much of a showing this
year. Top Ten independent political parties we'd
like to see in the 2000 Presidential election:
10. The Crack Party... We're split down the middle.
9. The Mouth Party... And you're invited to cum.
8. The Gay/NRA Party... We're here, we're queer.
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
7. The Pity Party... C'mon, we never win anything.
Vote for us once, will ya?
6. The Private Party... No comment.
5. The Cocktail Party... Cock and Tail - does it get
any better than this?
4. The Search Party... Looking for members.
3. The Keg Party... Dude, we could so totally run the
country.
2. Non-partisan party... We believe in what you
believe in. And the number 1 independent political
party we'd like to see:
1. The Beaver Party... Oh, forget it - we've already
got Bush.
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