THE PODDYS LAUGH LINE

Life Is A Test

Life's a test - and you're graded on a curve 

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
  At age 12, success is...having friends. 
    At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
      At age 20, success is...having sex. 
        At age 35, success is...having money. 
        At age 50, success is...having money. 
      At age 60, success is...having sex. 
    At age 70, success is...having a driver's license. 
  At age 75, success is...having friends. 
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

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