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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

     Wine her,
     Dine her,
     Call her,
     Hug her,
     Hold her,
     Surprise her,
     Compliment her,
     Smile at her,
     Laugh with her,
     Cry with her,
     Cuddle with her,
     Shop with her,
     Give her jewelry,
     Buy her flowers,
     Hold her hand,
     Write love letters to her,
     Go to the end of the earth and 
     back again for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

     Show up naked,
     Bring beer.

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