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A SIGN OF THINGS TO COME
another joke from the days before the election result was decided, but still pretty funny....... One morning Al Gore and George W. Bush were having brunch at a restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Gore what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. He replies, "How about a quickie?" "Why Governor!" the waitress exclaims in dismay, "How rude! - and you're not even president!" As the waitress storms away, Gore leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced 'quiche'."
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