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FAT MAN
Little Johnny and his dad went to the grocery store and were in line at the checkout counter when Johnny says to his dad, "Look at that man in front of us, daddy, he's fat!" His dad notices the man but politely tells Johnny, "That's not a nice thing to say." Little Johnny continued to stare and point and then said, "No daddy, he's REALLY fat!" His dad says, "Please son, we're almost done here, behave and stop saying those things." Just then the man's pager went off 'BEEP, BEEP, BEEP...' Little Johnny yells, "Watch out dad, he's backing up!"
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