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Four Parachutes

An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 Passengers left, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, Bill Clinton said "I am a former president of the United States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower, etc.," so he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger, said I'm Antoine Walker, one the best NBA Basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I can't afford to die so he takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane.

The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said "I am the wife of the ex-President of the United States and a New York Senator, and I am the smartest woman in the world," so she takes the third parachute and exits the plane.

The fourth passenger, Pope Benedict says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you take the last parachute.

The boy scout said "It's Ok," there's a parachute left for you. The world's smartest woman took my backpack.

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