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I WON THE LOTTERY
A woman gets home, runs to her house, throws open the door and jubilantly shouts, "Honey, pack your bags! I won the lottery!" The husband says, "I can't believe it! That's great! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?" She says, "I don't care. Just get the heck out."
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